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Dr. Internet, Is it true that Windows95 was inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail? - Michael
Answer
Dear Michael,
One would think that Bill Gates is related to King Pellinore, Knight of the Questing Beast.
But Dr. Internet inclines towards the theory that the Windows thrust into the computer environment is more like the movie Outbreak.
-------Dr.I
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Dr. Internet, How does one deal with a Demilitarized Zone within the office? - Andi
Answer
Dear Andi,
Go watch a few Rambo and Chuck Norris return to Vietnam films.
-------Dr.I
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Dr. Internet, What is data processing and does it require a skilled operator? - Peggy
Answer
Dear Peggy,
Considering that technology is increasing at a log-rythmic rate and human intelligence
is only increasing at a fraction of that - we are developing into functional technical illiterates. Therefore,
your position has already been replaced by a computer and you should brush up on your vocabulary -
"Would you like fries with that?" .
-------Dr.I
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